Half in the Bag: Verotika 

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Jay and Mike watch Verotika! The embarrassing feature film debut from metal icon Glenn Danzig. So you know what that means... it's time for a quarantine watch party! Invite 100 to 200 of your best friends over to your 500 square foot apartment to all watch it together!!! Close all the windows and pass around the same glass of beer for everyone to share! This film is so terrible you'll rub your eyes in disbelief! You'll laugh so hard you'll cough all over the extra large bowl of pretzels everyone is grabbing from with all their filthy unwashed hands! What a treat! Could this episode have been 10 minutes long? Sure. But why not breathe in the same air with all of your sketchy friends in an unventilated room for an hour!




6. april. 2020





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Joejoe2.0 Dag siden
You guys and Chris stuckmann break this movie down so nicely😂😂😂👏👏👏
Timothy Covert
Timothy Covert 2 dager siden
jesus i must be losing it cuz that knock actually got me ...what am i a twitch streamer from the before times
zadewave 2 dager siden
Does mike have perfect pitch? Lmao
Ifrit 2 dager siden
Is that sword behind Jay a movie prop from the Warcraft movie?
Brogan Brainstorm
Brogan Brainstorm 2 dager siden
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2614">43:34</a> oscar moment
yolahola1 2 dager siden
This movie’s such a dumpster fire.
lance lindqvist
lance lindqvist 2 dager siden
Very cool
Kokutan Shi
Kokutan Shi 5 dager siden
Can you do Bone Sickness (2004 )
KJ Kiefcakes
KJ Kiefcakes 6 dager siden
I wish this had been on best of the worst for Rich laughing his ass off and then being totally miserable and disappointed at the end, culminating in spilled drinks as cushions fly across the room into expensive tripods Edit: as a blacklight episode
RutgerPayne 7 dager siden
Are you saying Doug Hutchison’s ex-wife is a bad actress?
Connor 8 dager siden
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="135">2:15</a> that knocking was more scary the entirety of the Blumhouse filmography.
lulzmoose 9 dager siden
coming back to this review after watching verotika and the film was both worse and funnier than i was expecting. not sure if i want danzig to stop making films or if i want him to make more.
Shay Gilbert
Shay Gilbert 9 dager siden
Omg I actually worked on this for one day. It was definitely a memorable experience. The scene in the strip club which is The Body Shop in LA. I had to make the Mystery Girl cape and make sure her thong chains stayed in place which Danzig paid very close attention to.
dicnar 9 dager siden
Can't believe you didn't used the famous clip, where Danzig pushes a guy calling him a motherfucker and the guy knocks him out with a bitch slap.
TheEncyclopediaofPopCulture 2
What is Aaliyah Hadid doing in this movie lmao?
Eli Cash
Eli Cash 11 dager siden
Verotika is exactly the kind of film that would have got cult status before the internet. Kids these days will never know the knack for timing your wank for the sexy parts then getting it wrong and cumming at the throat slitting part and never being able to come to anything else again.
Ashamaxa 11 dager siden
"cause of death, apparent shock and loss of blood" " N I C E"
Joe Yacketori
Joe Yacketori 12 dager siden
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1955">32:35</a> Valar Morghulis
fairfourman 12 dager siden
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="368">6:08</a> why does that look like Mike in the middle.
Erling Hansen
Erling Hansen 12 dager siden
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="3000">50:00</a> Well done Mike. Well done 😊
Daisy Dottie
Daisy Dottie 14 dager siden
Omg it’s actually April 15 right now
gondwanaland 14 dager siden
For this specific episode, I would have loved to see their first reactions. Some of this stuff, I just cannot believe it's in a movie. I'm stunned.
Paul Kelly
Paul Kelly 14 dager siden
Nobody cares about this but the French spelling on the porno cinema is wrong. It's "Les nue sans visage" but it should be "Les nus sans visages" but I don't think it really translates regardless
GFM 14 dager siden
Zombie Dust is gonna turn out to cause Coronavirus on-show. I'm calling it now
Todd Jones
Todd Jones 15 dager siden
“Give me your face.” I didn’t know that Optimus Prime was in this movie.
Bake 16 dager siden
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="513">8:33</a> - geezer could have gone for any horror anthology and went for Bava's Black Sabbath, my guy
Ha Peenes
Ha Peenes 16 dager siden
these actresses look like my skyrim followers
ZeroBeat1 16 dager siden
"The boob eye sheds a tear on a robotic white spider," is not a sentence anyone ever expected anyone to utter.
EMHMark krycek
EMHMark krycek 17 dager siden
@ <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="3390">56:30</a> - You can live for 15-30 seconds, sometimes longer with the residual oxygen in your blood despite a the heart being removed/injured.
momojojokoko 18 dager siden
The second segment seems to be an homage to an old French classic called Les Yeux sans visage (eyes without a face) which was already referenced in the first segment, apparently, as the title of the movie on the marquee in that one was Les Nue sans visage, in which they cleverly replaced "Eyes" with "Nudes" but then forgot to add an "s" for the plural. So in addition to being less than perfect technically, this film also seems to get its easter eggs wrong, and manages typos in foreign languages. Incidently cafés don't do refills in France.
Erling Hansen
Erling Hansen 20 dager siden
I had a couple of beers and im feeling just right im sweating all over 'cause the dress is so tight?
Psydyed !
Psydyed ! 20 dager siden
Danzig is such a douche, only good thing he ever did was in the Misfits Which I'm surprised they didn't mention
Lucas Pando
Lucas Pando 20 dager siden
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="785">13:05</a> Jay bauman: I'mma ignore that
Hale Hardy
Hale Hardy 20 dager siden
Shouldn't his name be Gdansk now?
Justin Smith
Justin Smith 22 dager siden
One of the cops shooting the spidermonster looks like Mike
Bobo Fett
Bobo Fett 23 dager siden
You could order it on blueray or watch it on streaming or just take a bath in COVID-19...your choice!
Erling Hansen
Erling Hansen 23 dager siden
Little know fact: In France they don't speak French.. they speak English with a heavy French accent!
oorcinus 23 dager siden
Meowlk... oar... biyaaarrr.
Dan Conley
Dan Conley 23 dager siden
God that knocking scared the shit out of me.
Gotcha Son
Gotcha Son 25 dager siden
Damn how did you get zombie dust?! It sells out every week. That is a fantastic beer. May I recommend gumball head, also from 3 floyds
ToWhomItMayConcern 26 dager siden
In one year both redlettermedia and needle drop ripped him a new asshole.
David Cauley
David Cauley 27 dager siden
Officially called the "Ted Raimi Crotch trick". nice zoom chaps
Thespokenone 28 dager siden
Still trying to figure out why they chose French accents.
joshua bela
joshua bela 28 dager siden
I love how you invest in the painting of a fictional setting with VCR repairmen who review movies in Mr. Plinkett's house. Your content brings me great joy, guys. Thank you
Joant Perdomo
Joant Perdomo 28 dager siden
That's X-Pac in that movie!!!
CG Vapors
CG Vapors 28 dager siden
It's no wonder these women do porn. They probably went to LA with hopes that their looks would land them in movies, but their horrible acting only lends itself to one type of genre. That is porn.
Dude Guy
Dude Guy 29 dager siden
But... But... Glen Danzig, I know. It's strippers... With dialog from Slayer, and strippers... Makes sense
Ian Smith
Ian Smith Måned siden
Glenn is the ultimate boomer. Hard to believe he went from fronting an incredibly influential punk band to being the ultimate sellout.
yaya kelley
yaya kelley Måned siden
The intro was pure genius. (I wondered how you found out my package receiving protocol) New subscriber from from across the pond in Kalamazoo. Thank you.
awk Måned siden
the distorted guitar stinger at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="672">11:12</a> is from EYE divine cybermancy
Christopher Theriault
Given how poorly produced the film is, I suspect the idea was to show the mystery woman had moved on and was working a new strip club somewhere else, but they only had the one set.
Flatus Vocis
Flatus Vocis Måned siden
This feels like a Best of the Worst episode.
Oliver Rabies
Oliver Rabies Måned siden
whats the pete davidson joke?
Easyflux Måned siden
Omg this seems horrible to have to sit through.. I would be constantly cringing and commenting..
Couchy Måned siden
Mike's 'Mother' joke <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="420">7:00</a> & <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2959">49:19</a>
Borris Karlov
Borris Karlov Måned siden
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="60">1:00</a>
Olivia Harris
Olivia Harris Måned siden
Glenn Danzig looks like a taller and chunkier version of Jack White
Ozy Mandias
Ozy Mandias Måned siden
The video footage of Danzig getting knocked out by a bouncer backstage at a show is far more entertaining than his movie.
Tony Treloar
Tony Treloar Måned siden
Heard a story that whenever someone would bring the biggest errors to Danzig's attention during filming, Danzig would kick them off set and then proceed to practice karate moves to assert his dominance over the crew.
Victor R.
Victor R. Måned siden
that country is called hungAry, you ignorant americans...
FirstRound Boxing
FirstRound Boxing Måned siden
Awful movie(s) and I'm the biggest Danzig fanboy ever
FatherLucid Måned siden
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="776">12:56</a> Kinda looks like Jesse from Breaking Bad
Friedrich Wordsworth
Omg those horrible anamorphic flares
Ryo Yakousei
Ryo Yakousei Måned siden
Mamma mia ! The Neck Breaker in my dream
shurik121 Måned siden
Maybe I was already imagining things by the end of this shitfest, but I noticed at around <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="82">1:22</a>:02-04 sudden camera move to the side and back, as if someone pushed it, and it got back. It was after the henchman took the girl with the cut heart offscreen, so I assume he's the one who bumped into the camera on his way off the set. Holy shit, this "movie" was bad.
WingedArchon Måned siden
So, I shazam'ed the soundbyte at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="480">8:00</a> however it gets me to a song that doesn't even have the soundbyte? whats up with that?
Robert Karnick
Robert Karnick Måned siden
"Assfuck is my specialty." Guess somebody's spent some time up at Fuckbutt Point
It's Spooks
It's Spooks Måned siden
honestly they look better with the facial hair tbh
Kayla Måned siden
This movie's so cringy this review is almost unwatchable
Slow Måned siden
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="3274">54:34</a>
Darth Frank
Darth Frank Måned siden
Jay's hair is on point
Kiran Chochinov
Kiran Chochinov Måned siden
What was the music that was playing at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="218">3:38</a> ?
Neal Marasinghe
Neal Marasinghe Måned siden
"then the boob-tear falls on the spider and it turns into a man spider" Well, it's been known to happen.
scotcheggable Måned siden
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="280">4:40</a> should have been a death wish dvd
Håvard Havelin
Håvard Havelin Måned siden
Jay said early on that they'd go back to why it isn't a new "The Room", and I was very dissapointed when they didn't
Ivan Khudoy
Ivan Khudoy Måned siden
It would be nice if Danzig watched this review. Maybe he is capable of learning and maybe he'll make something semi competent next time)
Aleksander Næs
Aleksander Næs Måned siden
Makes Zombie Strippers look like a masterpiece.
Avocado11 Måned siden
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2925">48:45</a> That lady must've had high blood pressure.
TheClevelandSteamer Måned siden
Fun Fact: Danzig is actually 3'2"
Robert Bogan
Robert Bogan Måned siden
Plinkett will return!! Hes unstoppable. Also they are in his house??
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